Emergency Candy Kit

Sometimes life calls for candy! Whether it’s an unplanned toddler glitter incident or tax season, it may be time to break open the Emergency Candy Kit.

Instructions for Use:

Identify signs of crisis:

• Unexpected toddler glitter incident
• Replied “no worries at all :)” but meant deep, seething rage
• You thought of something embarrassing from 2008
• Laundry avalanche. No survivors.
• Tax season
• Other

1. Crack open kit. Breathe deeply. Consume contents.

2. Repeat as needed. Do not exceed socially acceptable amounts… unless alone.

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